Why I Will Win Powerball!!!!

I don't have a ticket.  It doesn't matter.

Just last night, I was watching tv, and an alligator walked into my livingroom.

Then a herd of elephants roamed in.

I reached for a gold club to beat them off, and lightning struck.  I was OK.

The odds of this happening, given that I live in Canada, where there are no alligators or elephants, are one in 292.2 million.

Don't buy a ticket.  You're wasting your money.  I collect my prize tomorrow.



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