The So-Called "Moon Landing"

The “moon landing” has come up in conversation this week.  I  would like to clear things up regarding this issue, so here it goes…this what actually happened….

What were you doing 50 years ago?  Do you remember?  I sure do!

Just about 50 year ago today I was watching a so-called “moon landing”, where you sak????...try in my backyard!  Yes, it is true! 

Sudbury was visited by the Apollo “astronauts” prior to their “moon landing” so that they could familiarize themselves with the geology of the area which is supposed to be similar to that of the moon….this is well-known.

What is NOT well-known is that Neil Armstrong was actually a washed-up off-Broadway actor before he was spotted by NASA in the mid-1960s, and then “trained” for the “moon landing” that supposedly occurred in July, 1969. 

You want the Truth?  Can you handle the Truth!?  Here it is…"red pill "time…

In fact, while the world was glued to their televisions watching breathless as Armstrong supposedly took “One small step for man, one giant step for Mankind...” I was looking out the rear-facing window at 1034 Hawthorne Drive, Sudbury, Ontario, watching a US Government film crew on a rocky outcrop film a man in a space suit amble down from a cardboard “lunar lander”, and plant his feet in a pile of conveniently placed sawdust as he uttered his famous line. 

“Buzz” Aldrin was there as well.  He was off to the side and outside of camera range smoking a Marlboro, and chatting with Stompin’ Tom Conners who happened to be in town for a gig.

Note - The original first lines from the song “Sudbury Saturday Night” went as follows. The lyrics that were later changed at the insistence of the US Government are underlined…

“The girls are out to Bingo and the boys are gettin' stinko,
And we think no more of NASA on a Sudbury Saturday night.
The glasses they will tinkle when the stars begin to twinkle,
And we'll think no more of faked moon landings on a Sudbury Saturday night…”

Stompin’ Tom spent the next 44 years playing a song whose lyrics had actually been dictated by the propaganda arm of the CIA.  This is 100% true.

What happened after that, you ask?

Well, the film crew and NASA actors were packed up and gone by about midnight, with all vestiges of their presence wiped away by G-Men from the US Government.  The world then began to celebrate the miracle of the “moon landing” that is being commemorated this week. 

But Tom and I knew better.

And now it can be told.