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American Freedom Alert!

‘Hello my fellow Americans. As I sit here today, broadcasting to you from Freedom Tower - while I am still free to do so - I need to tell you about yet another threat to our basic rights and freedoms courtesy of the government and the Deep State. Yes friends, they are still at it! Listen carefully.

You know the Deep State. That secret organization of government bureaucrats and compromised Left Wing politicians who use their power to subvert the will of the American people, and keep them bound in chains.

Usually the Deep State is content to steal your money through what they call “taxes”, and hand your hard earned money to the invaders who have attacked our country from the South, to remake America into a South and Central American colony. We need a wall! Free countries have walls! But this is for another time.

Today, that Deep State has bigger fish to fry than returning us to serfdom! Today it is operating through the Mueller Investigation to reverse the results of the last presidential election in America – to steal your freedoms and place you in chains!

How do we know this?

We know that Mueller hired only Clinton’s personal lawyers to aid him in destroying American. Today, they are working hand in hand with the Clinton Foundation to destroy America’s greatness and lay us low.

We know that the only charges that have been brought against anyone are from FBI frame-ups of innocent people. 

I have said it again and again and again, and it bears repeating, there was NO COLLUSION! 

So far, they have only charged people with lying and of obstructing investigations. And who, pre tell are these people alleged to have lied to? You guessed it…the FBI! Friends! This is police work by frame-up!

And the frame-ups continue. Just yesterday, Paul Manafort, who was President Trump’s campaign chairman during the election that the FBI is trying to overthrow, was charged with obstruction of justice for merely talking to people!

Yes, you heard that right! He has been charged as a result of having discussions! 

Did he kill anyone! Did he rob anyone! NO! He merely talked to people and sent text messages!

Since when is talking to someone a crime!? What’s next – obstruction of justice charges for having the good sense to breathe!?

The FBI alleges that Mr. Manafort, who faces numerous other trumped up charges related to his work as a businessman in Ukraine, tried to influence potential witnesses in those cases.

But wait. Manafort faces charges related to working his businesses in Ukraine I say!?  

And doesn’t the Deep State just hate success? And doesn’t it just hate entrepreneurs and business people – the very people who made American great!? And who is our president right now! When jealously and envy drive law enforcement, what is to become of us!?

At its core, what did Manafort allegedly do to prompt these latest charges? He called an old friend to ask for a favour. 

Have you ever asked a friend for a favour? Has a friend ever asked you for one!?

Apparently you now risk the death penalty in America for having a friend! And you know what!? Manafort’s innocent friend has been charged by the FBI as well!

My friends, I urge you to stop talking to people right now! Cease and desist using your cell-phones to send text messages! The Deep State is listening and waiting for a chance to strike! Save yourselves!

You need to listen carefully to me. We are under siege. You are under siege. 

If the Mueller and his Clinton G-men complete their plan, the Clintons will again run the government, and we will enter a new dark age in our history.

But there Is one man who can stop them. There is one man who is Making America Great Again!

The Founders our of great nation, in their wisdom, gave the President of the United States the power to pardon anyone – even the President himself. This is crystal clear and it is right and just that your president should have this power to protect you and our great country.

I invite you to read the greatest document ever written, after the bible itself – praise the Lord! - namely the Constitution of the United States of America! God Bless America! Right there, in black and white, you will read of the president’s power to save this country by stopping the Deep State.

You see friends, the Founders of our greatest of all nations that have ever existed knew that the Deep State would one day come to threaten us. 

They knew that they needed to arm one great man to confront this evil. 

They knew that your rights – all human rights – come from determined men alone, and that these men need to be able to lock and load against any threats to your freedom!!

That is why our President – your President - is armed and ready to pardon all of the oppressed and all those who would suffer at the hands of the Deep State. 

Obviously this includes pardoning himself, for how else may he protect and preserve the results of the democratic election we held on November 8, 2016?  How else may he protect the democracy we love so much? 

Listen friends – this is simple. WHEN HE IS FREE, YOU ARE FREE.

There is a war on for the soul of our blessed nation. We need to win. 

You know who our enemy is. When you go to the polls in November, ask yourself who supports the Deep State and slavery, and who supports America and its freedom? I think that you will be able to see quickly who needs to be elected to keep us all free.

I need to leave you now friends. I need to keep working for this great nation. Tomorrow, God willing, I will return to the airwaves to keep broadcasting the truth while I still can.

And no matter who is listening and keeping notes, I will still call you friends. To hell with those who would stop us!

God Bless the United States of America!”