"A Bicycle Built for Two" Funny Redux

Play on word jokes made up by my 7 year old daughter, assisted by my five year old son....


What do you call a bicycle with a doctor on the back?

A bicycle built for flu!

What do you call a bicycle with a Frenchman looking lost on the back?

A bicycle built for "Ou?"

What do you call a bicycle with a big cooking pot on the back?

A bicycle built for stew!

What do you call a bicycle with a toilet on the back?

A bicycle built for poo! (This one was my five year old son's contribution...of course!)

What do you call a bicycle with a bed on the back?

A bicycle built for snooze!

What do you call a bicycle with Donald Trump on the back?

A bicycle built for collude! (That one was mine.)

What do you call a bicycle with stinky cheese on the back?

A bicycle built for blue!

What do you call a bicycle with a cow on the back?

A bicycle built for "moo"!

What do you call a bicycle with a cage with an animal in it on the back?

A bicycle built for zoo!

What do you call a bicycle with the host of What's My Line and The Price is Right on the back?

A bicycle built for Drew! (Mine again.)

What do you call a bicycle with a baby on the back?

A bicycle built for "goo"!

What do you call a bicycle with a pirate ship on the back?

A bicycle built for crew!

What do you call a bicycle with a surf board on the back?

A bicycle built for dude!

What do you call a bicycle with lady singing on the back?

A bicycle built for tune!

What do you call a bicycle with a ghost on the back?

A bicycle made for "boo!"

What do you call a bicycle with a fox on it?

A bicycle made for "a-ooooo!!!"

What do you call a bicycle with a chef on it?

A bicycle made for food!

What do you call a bicycle with a witch on it?

A bicycle made for "hee, hee, hee!!!" (Trust me, it works!) 

What do you call a bicycle with a guy from Espanola with the last name Fowler on it?

A bicycle made for Stew! (Only about three people on Earth would get this one!)

What do you call a bicycle with a lady from a paper mache art class on the back?

A bicycle made for glue!

What do you call a bicycle with an owl on it?

A bicycle made for "who!"

What do you call a bicycle with beagle on the back?

A bicycle built for Snoop! (Ok...he is on the front.)